How To Not Get Caught Smoking Weed.
Alright, so you just bought your own bag of weed and you want to get high. Great. The most important part of smoking weed is not getting caught. Here are some tips that may help you a lot! First of all, whenever your smoking, ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS carry eye drops. Many of you may not know but smoking marijuana gets your eyes red. Eye drops would clear that in a minute but many say it “kills” your high. If you hate using eye drops, here little tips how you can clear some redness without eye drops.
- Don’t Cough – Sometimes you took that big hit and you begin coughing like crazy. That actually irritates your eyes and makes them even more red.
- Blink – When your smoking and getting high, your not really focusing on blinking. So when you don’t blink, that irritates your eyes as well but you don’t know your doing that. Try remembering and blink more then you do. I’ve tried this both methods and they worked perfectly.
Now we covered the eyes, now what about the smell? Here’s something funny about that, it doesnt stay on your clothes unless you blow right on it or your in a place where there is no air and your “hot boxing” it. If your doing that, you will need some kind of spray, AXE works or even the bathroom sprays. Now these tips are basically being careful around your parents as the other people can’t do much about it if your high.
If your doing it in your room, I suggest you make this or your head has to be out the window (joke). This is kind of a new trick and hides 90% of the smoke. Get that roll from the toilet paper and take an “X” of tape on one side. Now get those washing machine papers that you put in to make it smell good and stick 3 – 4 inside the roll. Shove them all the way in by the tape. Now when you are taking a hit, you blow into the thing and the smoke will come out from the other end (where you put tape). The smoke will come out but it wont smell like weed, trust me. What will smell is if whatever your smoking out of keeps on smoking and that will stink up. Good trick is to put enough weed to kill in 1 hit so nothing comes out of there and blow through the roll and that way your good to go.
I’ve used all this before I wrote this article and went to talk to my parents. They weren’t suspicious at all and my eyes weren’t red (didn’t cough).
If your going to go outside or what ever, here are some tips that you may know but still keep in mind.
- Gum – your breath will smell bad, chew a piece.
- Never take weed outside your house – If the cops search you for any reason, that will be very bad. I suggest hiding it in places where cops will never search on you or a better one, don’t take it out your house.
- Don’t smoke in school or outside your house, not even in your car. If other people can see you that don’t know you, don’t do it.
Also, where ever you live here are the prices that usually sell for.
10 sack – 0.5 – 10$
Gram, Dub – 1.0 – 20$
Eigth, 1/8 – 3.5 – 50 – 60$
Quad, 1/4 – 7.0 – 90 – 110$
Half, 1/2 – 14.0 – around 200$
Ounce, 28 grams, – Anywhere from 300 to 500$
All prices may be different on how good the weed is. Most good dealers give more and some don’t. Find the dealer you like and buy it off him. More you’ll buy, more he’ll give you next time you buy. Enjoy!