Aging and Pumping Ego
Aging men and their search for sexual aids.
My southern fried friend Charlie (I mentioned Him in an earlier post about raccoon penis toothpicks) believe it or not was my Spiritual Mentor. We spent many hours on the phone laughing, crying, remembering and general yada yada yada stuff. I had so many questions about God, and Charlie in his unfailing belief and patience.. told me that his God wanted us to be Happy Joyous and Free! Well I can deal with that! I asked why a lot…..yanno… about children suffering, animals suffering, people starving…etc. Charlie told me it is not our place to question God…..only to Believe!
Soooo anyhoo…one day Charlie was talking about a friend of his that had a “Pump” put in because he had a young girlfriend that was rather lusty and he was having trouble with the frequent flier miles.
Pump? I ask? Charlie goes on to explain that it is a Pump to blow up his penis. OOO my God! Right away I am seeing in my full blown color picture mind ….. this man with an old fashion bicycle Pump, the girl friend steps on the leafs and starts pumping up and down (hope you remember those old pumps they are essential to this Visual) ” Honey….. she says ” how many pounds?” hahahahhahaha well we wont go there k cuz thats a whole other issue.
I am relating my visual to Charlie as I am seeing it….and he was cackling and out of breath, I wanna know Charlie? Where does the Pump meet the Penis??? He is laughing so hard and says he thinks its a little button his friend just pushes and its in the groin area???? Lordy Lordy I am laughing so hard I can hardly breath….. what… the Pump is in his pocket ? Does it connect with one of those chains you see Mr. Biker wear????? Does the woman carry it in her purse….. do you have to check the air like you do tires??? Will it ride right if you don’t have the right air pressure? Do you need to align it after pumping???? O I am laughing now as I see it all again….
I hope my description will help you have this amusing little visual, you can pick anyone for the pump Mr. Green Jeans…. Mr.Eisenhower …. O I know how about George Burns> OH GOD!
I am going to save “God, Sexuality and the Blanket” for another day, so check back.
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Snooky | Oct 11, 2009 | Reply
LOL—I am a healthcare worker, Once I was giving a recovering patient a bedbath, and as I was processing his privates I pressed on one testicle to was it and his you know what began to grow so I called for amale attendent to come and finish the job. The head Nurse explained to me, that he had an implanted pump. One testicle inflates the thing and the other one deflates it. So she deflated the thing and I went on with my work. Oh! The man never woke up during this intrusion on his secret.