The official description of old age as described in the Wikipedia Encyclopedia is as follows:
Old age consists of ages nearing or surpassing the average life span of human beings, and thus the end of the human life cycle. Euphemisms and terms for old people include seniors (American usage), senior citizens (British and American usage) and the elderly.
Old people have limited regenerative abilities and are more prone to disease, syndromes, and sickness than younger adults. What do these Symptoms cause? Well I could tell you the one’s as described by Wiki but I would rather tell you about my own.
The above Symptoms cause me to do the following:
Causes me to send the same e-mail twice.
Causes me to send a blank e-mail!
Causes me to send an e-mail to the wrong person.
Causes me to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Causes me to forget to attach the attachment.
Causes me to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished.
Causes me to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND”.
Causes to hit “SEND” when you should “DELETE.”
Next the worst one:
I actually got up from my Lazy Boy and walked to the television in order to change the channel. How long have we had remote controls?
I would have put more on here but I can’t remember them.
Whats my name?
Oh yes! stevetheblogger