Symptoms of Old Age
The official description of old age as described in the Wikipedia Encyclopedia is as follows:
Old age consists of ages nearing or surpassing the average life span of human beings, and thus the end of the human life cycle. Euphemisms and terms for old people include seniors (American usage), senior citizens (British and American usage) and the elderly.
Old people have limited regenerative abilities and are more prone to disease, syndromes, and sickness than younger adults. What do these Symptoms cause? Well I could tell you the one’s as described by Wiki but I would rather tell you about my own.
The above Symptoms cause me to do the following:
Causes me to send the same e-mail twice.
Causes me to send a blank e-mail!
Causes me to send an e-mail to the wrong person.
Causes me to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Causes me to forget to attach the attachment.
Causes me to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished.
Causes me to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND”.
Causes to hit “SEND” when you should “DELETE.”
Next the worst one:
I actually got up from my Lazy Boy and walked to the television in order to change the channel. How long have we had remote controls?
I would have put more on here but I can’t remember them.
Whats my name?
Oh yes! stevetheblogger
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momofplenty | Jun 13, 2012 | Reply
Lol, old age also makes you walk into a room and forget why you are there in the first place.
Audrey Howitt | Jun 13, 2012 | Reply
Or, pick up the phone and forget who you were going to call-entertaining write!
Chris Bailie | Jun 13, 2012 | Reply
………………..I am sorry, I forgot what was I here for………………….
………………oh, that’s right……………………………………….. what was it again?……………………….oh that’s it…………..no, it’s gone again……………………I give up, Steve I’ll send you a message…………
smokychristine | Jun 13, 2012 | Reply
Aaaaargh! I think I forgot I am there…
h20ho | Jun 13, 2012 | Reply
I have been posting this same message a lot lately
I think I am getting old.
sabanawaz | Jun 14, 2012 | Reply
he he cool
realityspeaks | Jun 14, 2012 | Reply
Awesome share.
observer1 | Jun 14, 2012 | Reply
well described – great stuff!
lauralu | Jun 14, 2012 | Reply
I can’t remember did i already comment on this on (:
lauralu | Jun 14, 2012 | Reply
I can’t remember did i already comment on this on (:
momofplenty | Jun 18, 2012 | Reply
Causes me to retrace my steps…