5 Ways to Cure the Hiccups

You laughed at a joke. It was funny. It was so funny that you started to hiccup. The more you tried to stop hiccupping the worse it got. Its time for some sure fire cures. Here are five ways to cure the hiccups:

1. Think about all the alimony that you are paying to your ex-wife. Think about your son’s decision to drop out of high school. Finally, think about the cost of your prescriptions for your heart medication. Are you still in the mood to hiccup? I don’t think so.
2. Remember that the company you work for is downsizing. The company is not going to lay you off. However, they are going to increase your workload by thirty per cent. You are also going to have to pay more for your health insurance. Wow did you ever stop hiccupping fast.
3. Take five quick breaths, jump up and down twenty times, scratch your head, and rub your tummy. Well maybe it didn’t stop the hiccups, but you sure look funny.
4. Take some garlic and squeeze it over your head. Next take an onion and rub in on your chest. Finally, spray some whipped cream on the tip of your nose. This time you not only look funny, but you are funny. You’re also quite messy. This won’t cure your hiccups. You will need to take a shower afterwards. The spray from the shower will cure the hiccups.
5. Think about the bills that you are going to have to pay for your daughter’s college education. Think about the cost of your son’s braces. Finally, think about the property tax bill that is about to be due. Now take out a handkerchief and start crying. Your hiccups are finally cured. It may take you a few hours, however, to stop crying.