Disorders: How to Train the Side Effects of Bipolar Disorder

With hardships in your head studying for school seems impossible. When someone says they think you have bipolar disorder since you climbed the fence of your school after hours that’s not their place to diagnose you. Only a trained physician can tell rather or not treatment is the way to go. Logic isn’t going to just fall in your lap. That’s what imitating normal people is for.

Instructions

Step 1

Cancel your day at the spa and see the counselor of your school. That way you won’t have to deal with the humiliation of having to see a psychiatrist again and have her card accidentally slip out of your bag for your boyfriend to see.

Step 2

Letting a death in the family cramp your style is inevitable and causes bipolar disorder. Burying your mother who sort of too care of you while your father was out all night is not the way. She taught you differences between what was real and fake. Sure you got in trouble for getting your soccer ball from out of the train tracks but she provided values of being aggressive in the workplace so your co – workers wouldn’t walk all over you. She worked two jobs to put you through prep school and didn’t get the chance to see you graduate. She’ll never be able to tell everyone there that she was the mother of the Valedictorian.

Step 3

Cope with anxiety attacks by asking your teacher if you can be excused before your ups turn into downs. Episodes occur just minutes before you have time to hyperventilate into a brown paper bag in the girl’s bathroom. If interrupted a simple grabbing of the wrist from a concerned counselor asking you to see her can lead to you breaking her wrist. She stops calling you and doesn’t answer your calls. She sues your father since you’re a minor and can’t be held responsible until you’re eighteen.

Step 4

Finish what you started. At a science fair you and your partner worked with methods on forecasting weather you were having a blast and suddenly didn’t want to work on it any more. The day of the science fair your partner did a half behind job and loss the $1,000 prize she was trying to win. Mean while you’re decorating the school walls and putting up banners as your partner watches you down the hall when you’re alone in your own world.

Step 5

Avoid being truthful and honest. If a counselor isn’t strong enough turn to a psychologist again but hide it better. Don’t tell your psychologist what you’re really thinking. She’ll have you put away. So say things that sound a little out there but not too much. She’ll catch on to you if your answers to her questions sound too practiced. When she shows you a picture that supposed to be a butterfly but looks to you like a mental patient you once knew who came at you with a stake made out of a broom stick. Keep it to yourself. Say it’s a butterfly. A psychologist can’t let you know anything about her because then she becomes a real person and not an all knowing doctor that heals and can control your disorder.

Tips and Warnings

• Take your mediation even though you feel better without it. Sometimes what feels good is wrong. Acting without thinking because of the bipolar disorder causes you to sleep with multiple partners you don’t even know at clubs. You wake up the next morning in a room with no lights on and when you turn on a lamp a stranger’s with you in bed spraying deodorant in his shoes. Leave here while you still can.