Five Perfect Ways to Alleviate Stress
Use of sarcasm to relate to an everyday issue. Not entirely non-fiction… but some jokes are seemed real.
You woke up at 3:00 am to get ready for work, the heat made it unbearably impossible to sleep. Traffic is a drag and you arrive late to work. Your boss give you a warning and threatens to fire you… Yes, this is the daily life of many in America.
People constantly go to the doctors to get some medication so they can lower the high blood pressure or to get rid of migraines. There’s yet a better way to alleviate stress, it is guaranteed to help your self-esteem . Let’s begin our Therapy tips to a better living shall we?
Ok, so many of you are probably married to their love of their lives, or so they say…
Step number one to a better living is: Convincing your spouse to take you bungee jumping. Many of you are probably wondering “why bungee jumping?”. Well, let’s cover facts. The key to getting rid of stress is to get your body have that adrenaline rush, such when you get in a roller coaster.
Bungee jumping would release a lot of Dopamine making you very very happy. You’re probably wondering “ this is too much for me, is there an alternative?” the answer is “ yes” there is an alternative. The alternative to bungee jumping is getting high on crystal meth from the guys in the ally next to the liquor store found in the corner of your house.
Step 2 : Vacations, vacations, vacations! Don’t you ever get tired of hearing your friends say “oh yeah we went to Hawaii” or “We went to Europe”? How about bragging to your friends for a change? A nice trip to the Bermuda Triangle would be a great way to get away and brag to your friends.
Yes, it’s true many don’t return after going to the Bermuda Triangle but it never hurts to try (well, not much). You can hire a pilot and ask him to push you off the plane once you arrive there. You never have to worry about running out of water. Just make sure you know how to swim.
People are always thinking about different types of bubble baths to take a bath in or how cold and hot they want to bathe in. Let’s make it simple.
Step 3 : Relaxing in your own home: If you have kids you might be thinking this impossible, but let me tell you my friends that it is possible. Simply tie and gag your kids and stick them in the closet for an hour or two. It won’t hurt them or you.
Instead of going to the store to buy bubbles for your bubble bath, why don’t you just pick out your favorite soda from the refrigerator? It’d be a wonderfully cool way to bathe. You can have refreshments while you bathe. Send your husband or wife away to buy some errands and then call some massagers from the massage parlor near you. If your wife or husband asks, you can say it’s your long-lost cousin from la la land.
Some of you might enjoy reading, and it’s understandable if you do. It expands one’s imagination. Which leads to the next step.
Step 4 : Finding the right book to read: Let’s face it, wizards and witches are the talk of this century. Instead of reading of other wizards and witches, why don’t you read a book to help you become one? One suggestion would be “Wizards and Witches for Dummies” , not only will you figure out how cool it can be to become a “witch” or “wizard” you’ll also figure out that it is relatively impossible to become one… unless you are possessed.
Step 5 : Finding out the reality: Sometimes unfortunately what seems a joke, is true, though logically nobody would want to do the certain things mentioned, there are lunatics that have actually attempted these things. Don’t get me wrong… these steps will help you alleviate stress… just don’t expect everybody took think you are a normal person…
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