Of course, we all enjoy having sex but does that mean you need a partner in order to pleasure yourself? The answer is no. You have a variety of different ways to pleasure yourself. There are sex toys for men on the market but those can add up quite quickly, empty out the precious pennies in your piggy bank. Be happy that you’re in an era where you’re able to become innovative and creative when it comes to creating homemade sex toys. Your go-to way to pleasure yourself is usually with your hands but why not get a little creative and switch up the regular routine. But if you’re not sure what we mean by that, don’t worry, this is what we’re going to show you.
So, if you’re tired of using your hands or you’ve been going through a serious dry spell, it’s about time that you built yourself a homemade sex toy. That way, when times get rough, you don’t have to panic, you already have your go-to sex toy in your drawer. So, what are we talking about when we say “homemade sex toy?” Well, keep on reading cause we’re going to talk about the 6 homemade sex toys for men.
Maybe you don’t have a lot of supplies available to you right now and you’re kind of in a hurry. I get it. So, instead, we’re going for simplicity. A towel masturbator is somewhat similar to using a sock, but with a towel, it feels better.
So, in order to use a towel, this is what you’re going to have to do. Take your towel and lay it out length-wise. Then place a latex glove on the lower edge of the towel. You’ll need to make sure that you leave a little space around the glove’s cuff so that you can fold it over the towel at the end. Roll the towel up, creating a burrito-like shape. Then, fold over the glove’s cuff and secure it with a rubber band. Bam! Just like that, you have a homemade sex toy.
You know the old comedies where actors would slip on banana peels? Well, what they didn’t know is that these banana peels can be used as male sex toys. Not bad, right? So, how do you use it?
In order to make a banana a sex toy, you’ll want to take a whole banana and cut the stem off. Then, gently squeeze the meat out of it, making sure not to break the peel. Once you finish that, use water to clean in the interior of the peel, removing an meat that’s still inside. Finally, shake it a bit to dry off. Now, your banana peel vagina is ready to go.
All you need to do is use some lube cover your condom-covered penis and slip the peel over your penis. That’s it! It’s a great way to use the banana peel after making a protein shake.
If you don’t have any towels available, this is when you can use your sock. A soc masturbator is actually a very common homemade sex toy for men, so it just has to be on this list.
All you need to do is take one of your socks (not an ankle sock) and fill it up with lube or hand lotion. Now, don’t cheap out on the amount of lube/hand lotion you use. It’s better to have too much in your sock than too little. Then, once you have the lube inside the sock, it’s ready to use. If you want, you can also place a latex glove inside the sock so that it doesn’t create such a mess. If using a latex glove, make sure you secure it around the sock with a rubber band. If you’re not living alone and someone else does your laundry, then I would opt for the latex glove. The last thing you want is your mom or partner to see how you masturbate. Plus, it’s kind of an act of respect to not let someone else wash your jizz-filled sock.
Now, this homemade sex toy isn’t for someone who’s vegetarian nor for someone who isn’t a fan of seafood. If you’re the type of guy that likes to be a little extreme, well, then you’ll have to try out this homemade pussy. You’ll need to get yourself a squid, but you’ll only be using the body. Make sure you remove the head and innards, also making sure to remove any extra slime that’s inside the squid. Once you’ve cleaned it, you’ll be able to use lube and well, slip inside and enjoy the ride.
Though at first, it may not sound that appealing, however, it’s the closest you’re going to get to the real thing. The real thing is what you wanted, right? No one said it was going to be pretty in order to stimulate a real pussy.
Ah yes, our favorite summer fruit, the watermelon. What you probably didn’t know is that it’s also a great option for a homemade sex toy. See, the pulp of the watermelon is extremely malleable, making it easy to shape which is what you want. Plus, since watermelons are mostly made of water, you won’t need any lube as it’s already moist. So, it’s a great choice if you happen to have no lube but have a ripe watermelon hanging around your kitchen.
To make your watermelon a vagina, you’ll need to use half of the watermelon, slicing a slit in the middle of it and removing some of the meat. You want to make sure that you remove enough meat that it matches the size of your penis. This isn’t the cleanest homemade sex toy, so expect to have a little mess to clean up after.
Desperate time call for desperate measures. These are some of the most effective and easiest ways to make a homemade sex toy for men. So the next time you’re horny or lonely, try out one of these methods in order to masturbate.