Warning: things are about to get a little X rated right here. But we’re all women, right? So we shouldn’t have a problem discussing our vaginas and all the.. ‘unique’ smells that are attached to it.
Okay, so raise your hand if you love oral sex. (Hand instantly shoots up into the air). Yeah, oral sex is pretty amazing. In fact, it can be one of the most incredible and pleasurable experiences of your life if you find yourself with the perfect partner. But one thing that can make you tense up rather than relax and enjoy is worrying about how you smell and taste down there.
And as females, we all know how quick and easy it is to mess up our pH balance, leading to an even more unpleasant smell than the typical ‘vagina’ scent. So what’s a girl to do?
We’re going to give you 7 quick fixes that may help you smell and taste better. But remember: none of these old wives tales have been backed by science, but plenty of women have claimed these remedies truly work.
Good Old Pineapple
You’ve probably heard time and time again that pineapples help you taste better, whether you’re a male OR a female. And while there’s no science behind it, who wouldn’t love to devour some pineapple? Pineapples are sweet and delicious, and everything we eat effects our nether regions. So eat up some tasty pineapples all summer long and you may find yourself tasting sweeter than ever before.
Much like the favored pineapple theory, berries are right there on the must-try list that women across the globe have claimed to work for tasty and smelling-good vaginas. You see, just like the pineapple, berries are incredibly sweet and loaded with nutrients that can actually help soothe unhappy vaginas that are struggling with an unpleasant scent.
You can’t lose with this one: a bowl of strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries every morning? Sign me up!
If you’re trying to keep your vagina smelling and tasting great, you want to stay away from most dairy products. Dairy is known to upset the pH balance in females, which obviously means you won’t be very tasty down there. However, yogurt is very different than other dairy products as it’s loaded up with good bacteria and probiotics which keeps your pH levels balance and prevents infections.
So go ahead and make yogurt your go-to treat- just make sure it’s not too full of sugar, and if you want an extra dose of probiotics, find the yogurts with added probiotic properties- there’s a lot of them out there.
I know, I know. Everyone is always telling you to eat green vegetables for this reason, that reason, or this reason. And here I am telling you to eat green vegetables again. I’m sorry, but there is just no denying that green vegetables should be a big dose of your diet for your overall health and well-being; oh, and they’re necessary for a happy, tasty vagina too!
You see, green vegetables have plenty of nutrients inside to make sure you’re vagina is healthy and tasting great. So make sure you’re adding plenty of green veggies to your diet whenever possible to keep your vag smelling and tasting flawless.
Oh, but one thing: you’ll want to stay away from broccoli and asparagus as these green vegetables have actually had the opposite effect when it comes to taste on the vag. And we don’t want that!
Plenty of Water
Water is essential to good health, and while you may think water won’t help in maintaining a delicious vag taste and scent, you’d be wrong!
Water may not have any special sweet flavors or anything exciting about it whatsoever, but drinking plenty of water flushes out any yucky toxins from the body- including the vagina. And we all know that any toxins in the vag isn’t going to smell or taste so great, so make sure you’re drinking PLENTY of water each and every day.
And speaking of water, please make sure you’re showering often, The quickest way to a bad smelling vagina is a vagina that isn’t washed regularly, and try adding a pH balancing or vagina-friendly soap or wash to the mix so you’re ensuring the scent, taste, and overall well-being of your vagina is perfect.
Another delicious drink you may want to add to your routine is peppermint tea! Plenty of women swear by this method, and hey- who wouldn’t want to suck down some tasty peppermint tea in the morning?
It’s a simple way to possibly add some more lovely scent and taste to your vag. Just make sure you never rub peppermint leaves on your vagina directly- that could be extremely unpleasant!
One last drink to kickstart your vagina happiness is cranberry juice! Cranberries are incredible when fighting off infections in the urinary tract and vag region, so of course adding in some cranberry juice to your diet is going to be all around beneficial.
Oh, and cranberry juice just so happens to be one of the sweetest and tastiest juices out there, so why wouldn’t you want to add this to your daily routine?
At the end of the day, any guy is going to be happy with his face in your crotch no matter what it smells like (unless it’s atrocious). But hey, these 7 remedies may help you smell even BETTER!
How do you make your vagina smell and taste better?